Thursday, 24 November 2011

The Purple Crumpet Fairy Challenge – Week 5 - Your Most Hated Polish

Week 5 – Your Most Hated Polish - Yellow + Hairy Glitter Ugh

Hi Goddesses

Brace yourself – this is going to get nasty!  Or is it ghastly ?  or hideous?  Oh, ALL of the above.  Yes dears, it soooooo is J

Now Bee Justice is one of my favourite people in this world.  She has become a great nail polish friend, she gives amazing nail mail, and she picked this week’s inspired challenge.  Which is why I also hate her!  Bee – look what you made me wear lol.

So, just to set the record straight, this is not a polish I ever bought to wear.  Both of them – the really subtle yellow and the hideous hairy glitter – were part of an eBay bargain bundle I scooped up a couple of weeks ago.

Oh man do we have to ?  Ugh, here goes.  This is the ghastly neon yellow from Barry and his M, topped with an equally vile hairy glitter.  I detest yellow in everything in life (except sunflowers.  And maybe bananas), so this is a colour you will NEVER (again) see me wear, and I also hate hairy glitter with a passion.

Why ?  really, you need to know why ?  it was invented by a man!  It must have been.  Glitter is round, sparkly, pretty - but this?  Butt ugly doesn’t even cover it.  It’s like deranged pubic hair in a polish. Gah!  Hate, hate, hate. It is evil.  It is Satan’s glitter.

So, yellow and hairy glitter, could not hate it more.

Lol – enjoy your Friday, at least you’ll have something pretty on your nails.

PS – as if!  I took it off within like 0.2 seconds of doing the final photo J xxx


Top Tip – if you’re ever unsure what a nail colour looks like, go to Google images, which will give you plenty of contrasts and compares.

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