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Man Arrested at Heathrow After Security Dogs Detect Unlicensed Opinion

Homeless Veteran Finally Gets Council House After Tossing Passport In The Channel And Claiming To Be Eritrean Teenager

Parliament Unites Across Party Lines to Ban Reporting Things That Make Them Look Bad

HS2 Delayed Until Heat Death of Universe, Transport Minister Confirms

Parliament Orders Mandatory Diversity Training for Entire British Public

Phone Snatchers Complain About Gentrification Driving Up Moped Costs

Just Stop Oil to Protest Climate Change by Setting Fire to Public Sympathy

Keir Starmer U-Turns on Election Victory

Heavily Fortified Festival Celebrates Open Borders

Bob Vylan Appointed Government Advisor on Community Cohesion

RAF Brize Norton Security Outsourced to Local Yoga Group

Nigel Farage Appoints Nigel Farage to Party Chairman

NHS Declared Official State Religion

Supreme Leader of Iran Arrives in Dover on Dinghy

Britain to Adopt New National Languages

Police Accuse Police of Non-Crime Hate Incident

Attorney General Rules Entire United Kingdom Technically Illegal

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